Actual discussion between Scott and I earlier today:
Me (coming back into the house after mulling getting my bike off the center stand with my Ducati parked immediately in front of it): Do I roll my bike forward or backward to get it off the center stand?
Scott: Forward. Are you sure you’re ready to ride your bike around Europe by yourself?!?
Me: But I’m gonna hit my Ducati if I go forward!
Scott: Oh. Yeah. I did park them close together. (goes out to garage to help me avoid catastrophe)